I Think I'm Gonna Hurl!!!!

I'm sure most of you know that there are several different types of Target stores. There is your basic Target, Target Greatland (just a bigger version) and then there is Super Target, this one sells groceries. Last night I discovered a new type of Target. I couldn't find what I was looking for at the three Targets near my house so I went to one a little farther away. This is when I discovered............ UGLY Target. Walking thru there was worse than any haunted house I've ever been in. Each turn down a new aisle was worse than the last.  Old people, young people, even babies, they were all -50 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Now I'm no George Clooney (at least in looks, I still say a clam can out act him) but I'm no Steve Buscemi either, but this place was like the sideshow at a circus. I figured if I shopped long enough I would either see JoJo the dog faced boy buying a PlayStation3 or a pair of Siamese twins trying to buy a sweater. Even the employees were disturbingly unpleasant to look at. How anbody could stomach anything at the FoodMart at the exit of the store is beyond me. I haven't even thought about food since I went in there.

Now at first I figured it was just the town I was in, but further research proved that there is no Ugly Bed, Bath & Beyond or an Ugly Sports Authority in the same area. It was just isolated to this Target store. It's like it was built over a deserted nuclear land fill. I'm not sure if this is the only Ugly Target or there are others, so be careful when you go shopping. I'd like to warn you to be careful of going to an Ugly Wal-Mart, but if anyone can find one that's not Ugly please let me know!!!