How to get the snow off your driveway for free and you don't even have to lift a finger

I'm not saying this is going to work for all of you, but it worked for me. Try following my 10 steps below and see what happens:

1) Wait for a lot of snow to fall (sorry all of you in Hawaii, I'm working on the same thing except for Lava if a volcano erupts)

2) Get up in the morning and think about what a total pain it's going to be to shovel all of that snow

3) Go back to bed because you are tired from playing as the bad guys in Call Of Duty 4 until all hours of the morning

4) Lay there thinking it sounds like there is a snow plow in your driveway removing all of the snow

5) Slowly (the slow part is crucial) make your way outside and talk to the plow driver

6) Ask the plow driver why he's plowing my driveway

7) Give the plow driver your address and explain to him that the address he thinks he's at is actually next door

8) Wait for the look on his face when he realizes he's just wasted 10 minutes at the wrong house. This is why going slow is so important. If I hurried outside and explained his mistake to him sooner, he would have left before finishing the job

9) Watch him drive away all pissed off that he can't read an address

10) Enjoy the rest of the day