Santa Hats

I like Christmas. I like Santa. I even like a few of the people I see when I'm out shopping (just not at Ugly Target), but the next JackAss that I see wearing a Santa Hat when they are out shopping is going to get a Yule Log shoved up their chimney. By chimney I mean ass and by Yule Log I mean Yule Log, whatever a Yule Log is! The only person that should wear a Santa Hat is Santa. I don't see people wearing Columbus Hats around Columbus Day or Martin Luther King Jr. Hats around Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I do see a few people wearing hats around Ground Hog day, but for some reason those people don't bother me.